Dear Chi man,

I got something to tell you... ...
























































I HAVE COMPLETED YOUR GAME!!!














































muah ha ha ha...





envy??

this is a story of a brother and his younger sister.. ..



the brother will be having his mid-term examination in May, so his mother has arranged extra tuition lessons for him on a Friday at 6.30pm.

this means that the brother would not be able to watch the 7pm show 《宝莲灯》.


therefore, he asked his sister to update him on the 剧情.


halfway thru the tuition, his sister loitered outside the room and used 口语 to tell the brother that she "抄好了"


the brother and the tuition teacher wondered what the sister is talking about.





原来... ...







the sister scared that she couldn't remember 《宝莲灯》的剧情 so she has copied down the subtitle of《宝莲灯》..



after the commercial ads finished, the sister went back to work again.











what a nice sister.

简直 is the 一山比一山高...

MingRong told me that next week she is flying off to Taiwan.. and her next week is the day right after my exams... :(

THEN, I found out that another person in the "Ming" family is going overseas too!! Hm.. i think as I am still revising for 2 papers and blogging now, Ming Ming is already on the plane to Melbourn le loh.. :( xinfinity

siat siat leh..


but nevermind, right after my last paper, i got plans also..

i got tuition.

Starting from today, i'll be introducing a new 单元 --> The Baby JJ Series..
it will be about my dear nephew Baby JJ (i got this name from my sis.. and i think is quite nice)


for a start,


like grandmother,




(oh ya, tt grandmother is also my mum)


































like grandson

it was a sudden downpour

followed by sudden a bright flash of lightning

and "GRRONG!!!!" the thunder followed IMMEDIATELY


luckily the grandmother had covered the ears of her grandson in time
and luckily the grandson's guts was really a big one..
so he didn kena shocked from the loud blast of thunder.

a few miuntes later, the telephone rang.
the auntie picked up

Auntie: Hello. 请问你找谁?
Caller: XX huh, is my son alright?
Auntie: huh? (trying to recall if the son is sick)
做么 leh?
Caller: 没有 ah, 刚才打雷很大声。我的儿子有吓到吗?
Aunite: 没有 ah, 他 ok ah..
Caller: Ok loh. Thank you. Bye bye.
Aunite: Orh. Bye bye. (with -.-" look)

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a very caring mother.

Whoopee!!! i finally finished my last assignment of my uni years!!
but that means i only left one week to study for my 5 papers..

anyway, i have decided to go on the China trip with my relatives..
it is a tour package to guangxi (nan ning)and guilin..

here's the itinery:

8 Days Guangxi / Nanning / Guilin Relaxing Tour
Highlights
DIRECT FLIGHT from SINGAPORE to NANNING

HOTEL ACCOMMODATION – located at the town area, convenient and easy for shopping.

TOURIST ATTRACTIONS:
Lijiang Cruise Tour -experience the fascination of Lijiang River.

Longsheng Terraced Field - a world famous scenic spot featured with colorful and varied national traditions, rich and elegant folk customs of Longsheng minority ethnic.

LOCAL SPECIAL MEAL:
DETIAN Village Chicken, GUILIN Beehoon Banquet, GUILIN Palace Banquet, ZHUANG Village, Welcome Banquet, YANGSHUO Beer Fish, LIPU Yam Cuisine



Itinerary
Day 1 Singapore - Nanning
Assemble at SIN Changi Airport for your direct flight to Guangxi Capital – Nanning, upon arrival transfer to hotel.

Day 2 Nanning - Detian - Nanning
After breakfast transfer to visit Detian, touring will pass through the biggest river of Daxin---The graceful of Black Water River (HEISHUIHE), The Terraced Shatun Waterfall, the water strikes, the dam and the sprays of Clouds Floating on Green Island; After lunch transfer to visit the largest transnational waterfall in Asia, the secong largest transnational waterfall in world----Detian Waterfall, The turbulent river then gushes the cliff over 3 tiers to the bottom of 60 meters, it is 120 meters in width and 70 meters in depth, connected with the Banyue Waterfall of Vietnam, the waterfall is over 200 meters in width, as well as the mysterious No.53 Sino-Vietnamese boundary tablet…you will deeply impressed by the poetic and picturesque landscapes which is typical in Southern China. After dinner back to Nanning.

Day 3 Nanning - Lipu
After breakfast visit to South Lake Garden, the specialist of South Lake Garden is there have three gardens inside the garden; after lunch transfer to Lipu and visit to Silver Limestone Cave, that is a storied cave penetrated through twelve hills. It consists of three parts, the lower cave, the grand hall and the upper cave. It collect stalactites of different geologic ages and some tens of remarkable scenic spots, taking screen of music, the Deep Moon. Palace and waterfalls on snow hill, the frace praised the cave as “The World Limestone Cave Miracle”. After dinner, proceed to enjoy the Lipu Cultural Show Performance.

Day 4 Lipu - Yangshuo
After breakfast transfer to “The Landscape in Guilin the best under Heaven, The Landscape in Yangshuo is the best in Guilin”----Yanshuo, on the way you can view the Moon Hill and you can view the difference type of Moon; when lunch time you can taste the Yangshuo special meal features----Beer Fish; after lunch enjoy the scenery while board on cruise along Li River Park(Lijiang),a cruise trip on the peaceful Li River is the absolute high point of any visit to Guilin, and you can view the Liu San Jie Water Park is famous for picturesque landscape and famous drama “Impression Liu San Jie” Filming Site; after dinner visit to West Street know as “Foreign Language Corner” and the oldest street in Yangshuo.

Day 5 Yangshuo - Guilin
After breakfast transfer to Guilin “Forest of Osmanthus Trees” has a history of more then 2000 years; Guilin is a world-famous city with beautiful scenery and historical relics, at Guilin visit to Yu Hill Park; after lunch visit to Liu San Jie Landscape Tour Park, it located at Taohua River side, it is a main attraction among all the activities in Guilin. It is also a memorial park for the movie’s title Liu San Jie.

Day 6 Guilin - Longsheng - Guilin
After breakfast depart to Longsheng, visit to Longsheng Terraced Fields- Champion of the terraced field in the world and experience of farmer’s village and 100years Zhuang village, featured with colorful and varied national traditions, rich and elegant folk customs of Longsheng minority ethnic. After this back to Guilin.

Day 7 Guilin
After breakfast on board cruise tour along the Guilin 10 famous Hill (Elephant Trunk Hill, Fubo Hill, Seven Star Hill, Pagoda Hill, Old Man Hill, Fighting Cock Hill, Piled Silk Hill, …..) you can enjoy the Guilin beautiful scenery; after lunch visit Banyan Lake and China-fir Lake form a beautiful and elegant street park inside the city of Guilin and also visit to Ancient Southern Gate, you’ll able to enjoy as much as possible all kinds of temperament and interest about the forestation in gardens, pavilions and kiosks, rare flowers and plants. When dinner you can taste the Guilin special meal features----Beehoon Banquet.

Day 8 Guilin - Nanning - Singapore
After breakfast transfer to Nanning visit to The 1st China Asean Expo Location ---Nanning International Convention & Exhibition Center, there have multiple of convention hall; after dinner transfer to airport for your flight back to Singapore. We hope you have enjoyed your trip with CTC Holidays!

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Hm.. how about it ah?
The cost is about 1000+ if i DO NOT buy anything there..

For those who dunno what the hell i am talking about in the previous post, it is actually a song that we created within 1hour during our Gender tutorial..

WE = me, cherry, winnie and fariz..

Our objective is to promote our Be Heard. Not Hurt hotline for victims of abuse as well as abuse pepertrator..
SO, this song is our theme song for the promotion campaign..
Thru our song, we hope to get across some of the abuse 'actions' and also the message that No one has the right to hurt or be hurt.

And our hotline is 1800-WE HEARD U

interesting right? BUT FYI, this hotline is fake one lah.. it is juz our idea for the tutorial topic.. so dun try to call it hor.. ..


In case you all are wondering how to sing, it is very easy..
Remember there's a commercial ad for the Scotts Cod liver oil?
The "Growing up, growing up, i'm growing up.. "?
Juz follow the tune and you can sing our theme song.. Easy?
If you still don't get it, sorry, we got no demo tape..
BUT!! if u desperately want to hear us sing, pls drop a mail at our Spokes-person email address.. Our spokes-person is Prof Khoon..

The most powerful song that is going to change many lives out there..

Be Heard. Not Hurt
Don't punch
Don't shout
Don't control as well
Don't slap, hit or kick
No one has to right to hurt
Or be hurt

Rap: Belittling, humiliating is not the IN thing
(What's the IN thing?)
Peace and happiness is the IN thing
(What's the IN thing?)
Be heard. Not hurt is the IN thing

Don't punch
Don't shout
Don't control as well
Don't slap, hit or kick
No one has to right to hurt
Or be hurt

wah sian... ...
still doing my assignments.. no time to do a thorough research for my graduation trip.. and there is not much time le!!! AH!!!!

Lynn is not going to NZ already.. seems that the cost is too much for her.. if only she got a fren staying in NZ, den she can cut a lot of cost in accomodation..
but seems that she is going to TW instead.. she has been asking me about the hotels in Taipei..

anyway, as for me, there are a lot of places that i want to go.. NZ, AUS, Japan, UK, i dun mind Korea too.. i hope to spend a longer period outside of SG for my graduation trip.. probably like 1 month?? tt's why i have been searching for Work and Travel Programme.. well.. seems that such programmes has already closed their application.. so for those of you who are interested, the nx application period is during this November and Decmeber, and setting off in Jan or Feb i think..
Sad to say, STA only have this conservation volunteer programme in AUS.. their Work and Travel USA and UK are still under construction..
i am thinking whether i want to join this conservation volunteer programme and spend months in AUS, living off Yu... (sounds good) maybe i can go over to Yu's place in June, explore on my own for a week (since Yu would be busy preparing for her exams) den join this programme for 2weeks in some other areas in AUS, den join Yu to Melbourne in July for a week den back to SG for commencement.. sounds like a good plan..

(oh ya, commencement date is out.. Arts is on 10th JUly)

but den again, IT IS WINTER!!! :(
and i dunno if this consesrvation programme is fun or not.. i been thinking "so free ah, do conservation stuffs for other countries, might as well do for SG better"
u guys can take a look at their website.. they not only have conservation programmes in AUS but also in other places like US, Africa etc..


if that's my plan, who would want to come with me huh?? (pleaing eyes)

den, that means duirng May, i can either follow my aunt to Shanghai (provided they are going, and no, they are not sponsoring me) or plan another cheap cheap trip on my own.. and not to forget, i still got an island trip with lynn and daf..

but den again, do i have so much money?? i only got a steady income of $200 per month from tuition (the other kid is not steady one.. imagine i only got my first month's pay in April?? cool right) and i gif half to my mum.. so tt means i only left $100 per month.. minus all my expenses, (juz transportation alone is about 65bucks le.. so sad.. travelling is really a huge cost, den got food, singtel bills and some li li la la expenses) so that's about 0bucks left .. :(

I M POOR!!! !!!
and i still gotta repay my dad's CPF for that stupid NUS school fee.. LOUSY..

tt's y last night i am thinking, shld i juz call off all my travel plans?
i dun want leh..

SO,
** ATTENTION TO ALL POTENTIAL SPONSORS,
if you want to prove that you are a kind-hearted soul, a friend of mine, a 美女 or 帅哥, pls feel free to dontate $$ to this poor girl.. she juz want to fulfill her dream of a nice graduation trip...