=[L]ing 的无聊日记=

Headlines of the Night:

Good friend found "Dead" ?

Reporting "live" from the scene!! Good friend found "dead" in Singapore's famous holiday resort! The "dead body" (as shown above) belongs to a 22 years old female, Teo Sing Sing. "I was trying to take a candid shot of her but she kept siam-ming. She said that she looked UGLY," said Ms Ling. "I told her it was ok because she has never been pretty before. I was expecting her reply but she didn't. She just lie there motionlessly."

After the initial investigation at the scene, the police suspects that Ms Teo might suffer from a sudden heart attack, the one that is featured in "The Ring". The cause of the heart attack might be the high dosage of caffeine and alcohol that Ms Teo had taken. Ms Teo had apparently drunk the whole bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream and Vodka. "She kept drinking and drinking. One cup after another. She became very very hyper. She can just talk and talk and talk. One of the friend is narrating about her New York trip but she (Ms Teo) can just interrupt and begin talking about her stuffs. Even it was 1am, you can still see the sparks in her eyes. She's very "high". I have never seen her in such a state before.." recalled Ms Ling.

However, the police suspect another cause for the heart attack too. "We suspect that what Ms Ling said to Ms Teo might also caused the heart attack."

What did Ms Ling said? Lets recalled... ...

"I told her it was ok because she has never been pretty before. "

Police will continue to investigate the case.

--- Reporting "live" from ...

Wait, wait!! New delevelopments from the scene!!
Ms Teo is alive!! A.L.I.V.E!!

"I didn't do anything!!" exclaimed the cleaner, who is still suffering from the shock of seeing Ms Teo back to life. "I was just curious and wanted to see how that Ms Teo looked like. She looked ok what.. Not ugly mah.. So i just mumbled to myself "buay pai lah.. where got ugly.." And she suddenly jumped up!!"